
WandaVision may be over, but that doesn’t mean we still can’t enjoy one of the greatest gifts it gave us — an assorted pack of Visions for every mood and occasion. While you’re getting ready for your rewatch, we thought it would be a good idea to come up with a comprehensive list of wines one can enjoy with their favorite Vision presentation. Enjoy.
Author disclaimer: I am not a wine connoisseur, forgive me.
Vision Disassembled

Pros:
- Good for travel
- Perfect for sneaking into places Vision isn’t allowed
- Changes colors
Cons
- Messy
- Hard to assemble
- Kind of sad
Pairing: Grapes
Professor Vision is Speaking Now

Pros:
- Probably willing to give extra credit
- Gentle as a butterfly
- Probably smells like rich mahogany
Cons:
- Jacket may be scratchy
- Probably has an early bedtime
Pairing: Port
A White Vision, No!

Pros:
- Capable of reason after a macho man episode
- Has the Hollywood explosion walk down to a science
- Deep voice
Cons:
- Boring
- Fight first talk later mentality
- Too monochrome
Pairing: The cheapest boxed supermarket wine
On This Farm There Was a Vision …

Pros:
- Ready for a hard day’s work
- Even more ready for quenching thirst
Cons:
- A little too earthy
Pairing: Homemade Beet Wine from Schrute Farms
An Absolute Vision-ary

Pros:
- Perfect to serenade someone with “Yakety Yak”
- Great at dinner parties
- Can save someone from choking
- A definite “can’t go wrong” option; perfection
Cons:
- Isn’t available all times of day due to other engagements
- Too pure to create diversions
Pairing: Champagne
A Vision a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

Pros:
- Perfect for everyday wear
- Great to enjoy at home or at a restaurant
- Versatile
Cons
- Stickler for rules
Pairing: Pinot Noir
Vision – Big Red Robot

Pros:
- Smells like Big Red gum
- Funny guy
- The cardigan is downright irresistible and definitely cozy
Cons:
- Gets a little gummed up easily
Pairing: Pinot Grigio
The Loss of a Vision Teardrop

Pros:
- Epitome of comfort
- Makes you feel like home
- Knows just what to say
Cons
- Can’t stay
- May or not be a product of chaos
Pairing: None, don’t drink because you’re sad
A Vision of Halloween Suburban Dad

Pros:
- Cute as a button with a hint of “don’t cross me”
- Strong dad vibes
- High pec accentuation and hidden Mind Stone undertones
Cons
- Not bright enough to grab the attention of zombified town residents
- Less than ideal for flight due to loose shorts
Pairing: Dry Riesling
Is He Glamor? Is He Illusion? Either Way, He’s a Vision

Pros:
- One word: Magical
- Very fast
- Good at magic tricks; almost too good
- Hilarious
Cons:
- Definitely under the influence of something
- Inhibited by human norms
Pairing: Cabernet Sauvignon
A Soft and Sensitive Vision of a Man

Pros:
- Would 100% buy you chocolate to make you feel better
- Would watch a chick flick with you
- Gives great advice
Cons:
- Hard to decide if it’s better with the sweater on or off
- A little nervous
Pairing: Merlot
80s Daddy Vision
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Marvel/Disney+
Pros:
- Perfect for fashionably digging graves
- Looks great while levitating
- Optional jacket easily masks snatched waist when needed
Cons:
- Too spicy for your wife to be willing to have a serious conversation with while wearing
- Might make you sweat
Pairing: (Extra) Spicy Mulled Wine
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Kaity started with Harry Potter in second grade and it’s been a losing battle ever since, or maybe a winning one … She lives in New England with a small herd of cats, two dogs, three chinchillas, and one daughter. Her main fandoms are Marvel, The Umbrella Academy, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings, with special emphasis on one vibranium shield-wielding Super Soldier.
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